Let’s play baseball

Usually said in a sexual manner towards a baseball player or a fan of baseball.

Babe let’s play baseball in the bedroom tonight

by ZeroSage August 19, 2018

Play, rage, quit

The orders of how people play games.

1. Play - Join the game like normal.
2. Rage - Keep losing again and again until you get angry.
3. Quit - Pressing the "X" button to exit the game with anger.
1, 2, 3 = Play, rage, quit

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

Ghost Play

An action that has no utility to the person making that action, and no utility to any person affected by that action

Ordering a #1 meal from chick fil a and leaving the store after getting your drink: ghost play.

by 12347385747391hohn January 6, 2022

Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

Squeezed Play

Squeezed Play is when your the one sitting in the middle on the couch and get mashed inbetween two fat people.

squeezed play fat middle mashed sitting couch inbetween Squeezed Play

by DBKing1961 April 22, 2010

Double Play

To play 2 people at the same time, while in a relationship with one of them.

“Anyone who commits a double play rarely ends well”

by MariRuff September 9, 2025

Play

A live show that isn't behind a screen.

I tried to make your play Mary Jane, somebody has got to something about that obnoxious usher.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021