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joshing

spending an outrageous amount of time in the morning or before an important event or hang out deciding what to wear, often resulting in a huge mess of clothes on the floor from rejected outfits. may sometimes require multiple trips to the washing machine to find more clothes. usually stems from an irrational fear that people won’t like your outfit or excessive social anxiety.
sam: “hurry the fuck up, we gotta go”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational
by manofmoss April 18, 2024
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Josh

Josh is a man, who is slightly overweight, long dirty blonde hair, a neck beard, and dirty thoughts about children. Josh is the type of guy to bring a machete to the park.
I’m not going to school. Josh is there.

FBI open up! It’s over Josh
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Josh

A stinky fucker baths in a sewer has small dick syndrome hated by his peers extremely cocky while lacking a dick and pussy’s out of fights
Josh the smelly welly doesn't take a bath
by Caseoh jr April 23, 2024
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Faded off that Josh

When one is feeling silly due to inebriation and intoxication. Josh refers to any alcohol not just the wine that shares the same name. Typical behaviors of those who experience this phenomenon include, giggling, spilling secrets, and running off from the group.
Emma: How many drinks has Sam had?
Bri: Idk like 8?
Emma: How are you feeling Sam?
Sam: I'm faded off that Josh.
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Jilly Josh

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Josh Hutcherson

A very hot actor starred as peeta from the hunger games and Mike Schmidt in Five nights at freddy's the movie. And he's very sexy to
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