Batteries Night

A "Batteries Night" is when you're hanging out with friends, but one key person isn’t there--and they’re the only one who has or can get something you need. So, while you wait, you just give up and do literally every other random thing in the house.

"We were supposed to watch a movie, but Alex had the HDMI cable. Turned into a full-on Batteries Night while we waited--we played Uno, made pancakes, and tried to fix the sink."

by PJSans May 20, 2025

Abraham Lincoln Movie Night

When you and a friend have to take notes on a documentary for class but you make it a nice time and make tea and faggot cheese. Nothing ever gets done but it's just a nice time.

Let's sleep over and have a Abraham Lincoln Movie Night for the stupid English homework.

by faggot cheese maker September 17, 2021

Weekly Dinner Nights

An event in which once a week during dinner you have a "good night ;)" in the dinner then eat it.

Our neighbors started having Weekly Dinner Nights, I could tell because I started hearing loud noises every friday.

by Joe Rogan 167 September 22, 2021

Night Tight

When your girlfriend is asleep in an awkward position causing her vagina to be tighter than normal upon entry when sex is promised.

My girl promised some bomb sex, then fell asleep, so I just slid into night tight pussy.

by Tunicavaginalis January 6, 2022

Night Stick

Similar to Morning Wood, a boner that you have in the middle of the night when you wake up. Can be used to slap your partner while they are sleeping.

I had to pee last night. Woke up with a night stick and slapped by wife’s ass with it.

by I better go wipe January 30, 2018

That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.

Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night

by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020

in the middle of the night

the song that I was listening to when making this

I summoned you, please come to me
+Don't bury thoughts that you really want
+I fill you up, drink from my cup
+Within me lies what you really want
+Come, lay me down
+'Cause you know this
+'Cause you know this sound
+In the middle of the night
+In the middle ...

by ambvshh November 23, 2022