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Mr Muffin

Mr Muffin is from the popular web series, ASDFMovie, and is probably the most iconic character. He is known for wanting to die and for others to eat him. He also has two songs...
Mr Muffin: Hey Joey! You wanna eat me?
Joey: No thanks Mr Muffin.
Mr Muffin: But I wanna die!
by Elidacucumber July 1, 2024
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asdf muffin

A muffin that just won’t get eaten but wants to be and is part of the asdf community
Why can’t I die “die die die” is what the asdf muffin always says because he is depressed
by Crasher.ac1 January 1, 2025
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Rizz muffin

A very smarty and aquired person with good ways of talking to the opposite sex / or same
by rizzzmuffin January 11, 2025
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Not Muffin Man

Frederick: Wow, Not Muffin Man has a great muffin company.
Not Muffin Man: Nuh uh.
by I like burger January 29, 2025
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DOWNWARD MUFFIN

the act of eating a muffin off a girl’s ass in the downward dog position.
Yeah bro, Cathy and I tried the downward muffin last nightthe best damn muffin I’ve ever had!
by anonymous February 1, 2025
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Fluffy Muffin

Usually refers to a really, REALLY soft/cute kitten. Can also mean just a muffin covered in a buncha mold
Person 1: WOW. THAT CAT OVER THERE IS SUCH A FLUFFY KITTEN!
Person 2(definition 2): EW, THATS A REALLY FLUFFY MUFFIN.
by defnota_informativerobot January 28, 2026
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Meadow muffins

Horse manure that's on your streets
Have you seen meadow muffins recently? I think I did in Cuba
by Sexydimma March 18, 2026
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