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Mexican Food Rights

Established when a friend becomes poverty stricken and is in need of food. Grants the patron of poverty to have all Mexican food paid for by the granter. Being put on Mexican Food Rights (MFR) is, by all means, a punishment. It is fully intended to aggravate the user and push them to make more money. Generally, both parties involved, the MFR giver and the receiver, are very close friends or family; as who would pay for all of someones food if they barely knew them?
1. "Damn, john has to buy $400 of books, pay $600 for rent and he just lost his job. I think we should give him Mexican Food Rights."

2. "God Dammit! seriously? Taco Bell? Again? Today? what the hell?"
"hey man, it's the only mexican food for miles... it's not my fault you lost your scholarship and got put on Mexican Food Rights."
by kirk cameron May 22, 2008
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mexican hot potato

Similar to the children's game Hot Potato, where a group of people try to get rid of the "potato" as fast as possible without getting caught with it. However, in this version, a knife (preferably a switchblade) is tossed about and people try to catch it without cutting their hands or any other part of the body. The last person who doesn't get cut wins.
A few of us played Mexican Hot Potato last night. Everybody else cut their hands and I won!
by Steven-O December 24, 2008
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Mexican Mudbutt

one who scoots his scooter in mexican mud
another no example needed!

Ur a hombre deep in mexican mud U don't need to be a gringo to know a mexican mudbutt.

A mexican mudbutt crawls under da fence with mexican mud takes a mexican taxi to a mexican motel sleeps with mexiwookie puts on mexican shorts makes mexican time.
by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006
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Mexican manicure

To stick ones finger(s) in their asshole, and then proceed to bite your fingernails to trim them down.
Wow bob, your fingernails are really long, maybe you should give yourself a "mexican manicure".
by gunnerlock April 25, 2008
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Mexican Hat Dance

An Awesome Song To Play At Mardi Gras and Also To Dance To! dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na!
Jeff: Awesome Song Whats it called?
*Smacks Upside the Head*
Jose: Idiot It's The Mexican Hat Dance!
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008
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Mexican Ferris Wheel

Cheap but annoying tactic that bamboozles a chat server into rapidly disconnecting and reconnecting users in a chat room
I was chatting on gay.com, but someone started a Mexican ferris wheel and I got dumped!
by Vanna White May 17, 2003
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Mexican Belly Flop

When a Hispanic person (not necessarily Mexican) attempts to cross the border via Rio Grande and falls on their stomach into the river.
"Hey get that there Mexican, he's tryna cross... Oh... Never mind it don't matter no more... just another Mexican belly flop. I'll get 'em!
by lolokthatfunny November 15, 2009
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