by JakeWebbNum1Hater December 8, 2025
Get the Jake Webb mug.While at work Jake decided he would do a Dirty Jake to his coworkers. Jumped ahead of everyone else to load his semi first even though he wasn’t suppose to. He then proclaimed you just “got Jaked off”
by FartMcFarts December 10, 2025
Get the Dirty Jake mug.When you’re starting to get sick of a dumb twink retart monkey named Jake and it starts to affect you psychologically and physiologically.
Similar to chronic fatigue with the one key difference in that a tiny, minuscule, petite man named Jake is getting on your nerves due to his repeated practice of “colored people time”.
Similar to chronic fatigue with the one key difference in that a tiny, minuscule, petite man named Jake is getting on your nerves due to his repeated practice of “colored people time”.
Friend 1: “Man, I only spoke to Jake for 5 minutes today but I’m already experiencing Jake Fatigue”
Boss: “Jake was supposed to be here 3 hours ago, where is he?”
Employee: “Who knows. You know how he is, he’s always late.”
Boss: “I’ve already got Jake Fatigue, just tell him to stay home.”
Boss: “Jake was supposed to be here 3 hours ago, where is he?”
Employee: “Who knows. You know how he is, he’s always late.”
Boss: “I’ve already got Jake Fatigue, just tell him to stay home.”
by BaltimoreOriolesFan67 December 16, 2025
Get the Jake Fatigue mug.Shortened Referred to the lineage of Jacob or Israel used primarily by Black Hebrew Israelites to refer to someone of Jewish descent, often to distinguish between those they believe are true Israelites and those they consider to have a false lineage.
Jake is used to refer to someone who’s a Jew
Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew
Without saying their a Jew
Another way Jake is used is to call someone a fake Jew
by Israel D. January 29, 2025
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by TickleBots February 1, 2025
Get the Jaking it mug.A term that originated in NYC that means "police". Unlike other misinformed definitions on this site, it's a reference to the Jack Nicholson character in "Chinatown".
"Cause I'll break your face (Uh-huh)
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent
by 718Italian February 6, 2025
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by I'm Jaking It February 11, 2025
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