Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

jake

typically big men with large cocks and very sweet/charming personalities.

jake is so sweet and he has a gargantuan staff

by j4k33 July 22, 2021

Jake’s

Slang for Cops/Police

“Bruh hit the dash the Jake’s behind us”

by Jdotttttebkkkkkkkkkk July 24, 2024

jake

dope;cool

yo that fit is jake

by Its_Michael February 2, 2022

Jake

A very interesting man. Might be depressed but a very hot man.

Jake is so hot

by JUST JØKËS October 30, 2019

Jake

A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend

Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?

Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.

by anonymous February 10, 2024

jake chaparro

The cutest thing ever. He gives really good hugs and you can't ever get enough of him. He's an amazing human, especially to Kaylee.

Did you see that Jake Chaparro? He's really attractive.

by Dab on em November 17, 2016