the power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces, while simultaneously being name Jake.
by Teefirst May 09, 2022
A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.
by Lary the lobster January 18, 2018
Jake Daniel Rowley is the greatest person to ever exist. He has the best friends in the world (Nuno, Ffiôn, jayjay, the list goes on because he’s so popular) however, his greatest asset is his 25 inch pump action yogurt rifle! Legend has it girls feel a sudden urge to drop trou and hop on his slong. He also has the cutest dog in the world and her name is Lemmy.
by Lt. kill yourself November 13, 2018
A creation of the god Gas Goose himself, Jake Orr strives only to serve his great master. But with Gutterbutt's powers rising, Jake Orr now stands in between both sides- undecided.
Wow, Jake Orr is pretty cool.
by Gutterbutt August 23, 2017
When old people get random spurts of sexually attraction and start attempting to have sex with the nearest object. This has been known to occur between old men and their dogs.
by Nosneb1 October 17, 2010
by FTC STAND UP February 16, 2021