Jack Tweedy

A inbred robot from Sheppey, who dislikes all human's and devours small children. A fire burns from his head, where the devil is known to have stayed.

*During an exorcism* Get the Jack Tweedy out of you Joe! Clean his gingerness! Burn away the impurity!!

*Joe* EEEEUUUUURRRRRGGGHHHHHH!

by Anononononononzonononononymous May 21, 2011

dick-jacked

To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal.

I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account.

Man, you were dick-jacked.

by mr.ben August 7, 2006

slacker jack

a lazy, unemployable rapper. One who is rubbish at MC-ing.

Shucks!! that Morris cannot even get a job in Mcdonalds, he is rubbish at MC-ing and can not rap. What a slacker jack!

by jonnyradfar December 6, 2006

bolt-jacked

(bolt jacked), (boltjacked)

1. (adv.) Being struck by lightning
2. (adv.) Being electrocuted

I was riding my mountain bike through the woods when a lightning storm crept up on me. I raced out of there so I wouldn't get bolt-jacked.

by mattb_tv January 26, 2008

Jack Sandwich

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

We forced him to eat a Jack Sandwich after he screwed up.

by robert j smith February 3, 2008

jack pound

to fuck a girl really, really hard for an extended period of time.

I jack pounded that hot slut from the club last night for a solid hour. Way to go Brad!!

by T Morph April 4, 2008

Jack and Ash

Talking irrelevantly while having sex.

He was Jack and Ashing the whole time, it was terrible.

by I. Scheer June 17, 2008