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Lauren J

Lauren is the best person ever ofc, also harry potter is fit and sexy, lol,
“ omg shes such a Lauren J” (that means shes amazing
by dracomalfoyissexy April 11, 2021
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J Swift

J Swift is when you get ghosted so many times you start to forget what the love of a woman is.
Dame he got J Swifted again. That guy has no luck with the ladies.
by Swifty sucks April 9, 2022
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J's Stage

The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.
Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!

Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
by Linksjamar March 23, 2024
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J. K. Rowling

An offensive cuss word that means you have a bad reputation on Twitter or social media and most of the populaion hates you.
J. K. Rowling is J. K. Rowling because she has a bad reputation in 50% of the world!
by sogayyyy May 5, 2022
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PB&J

Private Browsing and Jerking Off. The assumption that any time someone uses private browsing on their mobile phones they are doing so to watch porn and masturbate.
“Hey Steve - what did you do last night after you struck out at the club?”
“I went home for some PB&J and went to sleep”
by Denis Savard July 20, 2021
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Homer j fong

Homer j fong. He gets banned from any all you can eat buffet.
Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
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J Chan

- Yo, where is J Chan?
- Prob boozing.
by Morbius606 April 7, 2025
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