Apple

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. THE APPLE IS SO MAJESTICALLY RED IT FACEFUCKS ORNAGE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING SO MAGNIFICENT. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BANANA, FUCK THAT BITCH. APPLES RAIN SUPREME. HOLY SHIT.

I WANT A FUCKING APPLE

by Poopywoopypoppy May 16, 2022

Apple Jack

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.

Hey! Let's Apple Jack.

by finding bow October 11, 2017

eli apple

Eli Apple can’t cover shit and hot burnt against the rams

Eli Apple is The worst corner back in he nfl

by The bengals organization February 15, 2022

Apple-24-0001

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.

“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
“HOLY HELL”

by CosmicPantom2896 October 9, 2022

Eve Apple

The Adam's apple of a transgender woman

"Oh my God that woman is choking on an apple! Oh way, never mind, it's just some dudes Eve Apple."

by Pseudoname2020 April 7, 2019

Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.

Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.

by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018

Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.

“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”

by NizariahP August 26, 2022