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Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.
Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.
by Glovesave34 April 23, 2011
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Blow Back

When a man is fucking a woman doggie style and instead of the man making all the back and forth motion when penetrating, the women blows back , and uses her hips to to bounce her ass back and forth on his dick, so she’s working that dick.
Guy: bro I was fucking this big booty white girl named Melissa last night doggie style and she was throwing it back I almost fell over.

Homie: damn she got that blow back!
by Thickwhtgurl April 16, 2021
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Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.
I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.
by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016
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mom blow

a blowout done by a hairstylist. Its normally very bouncy and has lots of volume. inspired by moms. the mom blow.
next time you go to the salon ask your hairstylist for the mom blow.

ex. client: “i want my blowout super bouncy and big”

hairstylist: “mom blow comin right up”
by selllllliiiinnnnaa December 8, 2019
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Blow 40

Another way of telling someone to suck a dick in New York City.
Blow 40 wit yuh moms lips bro
by jaybintrappin._ December 2, 2024
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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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Low-blow

A blowjob from a woman that is so short she doesn’t need to go on her knees.
That I got a low-blow from that midget stripper last Tuesday.
by King Maxwell November 2, 2020
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