designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.

My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.

by Frets & Such July 11, 2017

root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer

Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!

by Scuba hoes July 3, 2019

Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025

Weeding The Beer Garden

When someone drinks the leftover not yet empty drinks anywhere alcohol is serve

Wow! He really must have been weeding the beer garden tonight!

by RNRSGMG August 7, 2010

Beer Up

Beer Up - v. To put as many beers as possible on one's person, such as in pockets, for the purpose of having as many beers as possible ready to drink or gift on as short a notice as possible. Typically done when one arrives at the party.

I gotta beer up before the hike.

by Raul Menendez January 29, 2017

Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.

1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."

by phroot February 3, 2014

cap'n root beer

Root beer spiked with about 2 ounces of Captain Morgan that you drank when you were 11 with 3 friends at a fire you started with their moms Zippo in the woods

Let's go make some cap'n root beer in the shed

by add me on snap @Sawyer.Ritchie May 12, 2018