Fish for sperm whales

Another word for masturbating or "jacking/jerking off"

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.

by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010

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smokin trees while tokin trees

the art of playing disc golf while under the influence of ghanja. Usually leads to mass amounts of trees around the course to be hit by an astray disc. You can tell if a player around you is playing this way if:

1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him

That guy sucks ass. He's most likely smokin trees while tokin trees" "why else would you come out here?

by Stay thirsty my friends November 25, 2011

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Kickin that whale

another way of saying "your lying" when somebody says something that you know isn't true, but instead of using those words you can say "kicking that whale".

Boy: We are perfect for each other.
Girl: Kickin that whale!

by Emziebae757 June 19, 2011

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DWC - Driving While Cellphoning

Using your cell phone while driving.

Man, I just got a ticket for DWC - driving while cellphoning.

by WillHavoc December 13, 2012

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Roll the whale

While having Sex with a Morbidly Obese Woman, you roll her over to give it a try on the other side.

"I was trying to pump a fat chick last night, however her belly fat was a problem, so I decided to, "Roll the Whale"".

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by Sturtz March 9, 2014

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