"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."
"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".
"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".
by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023
Get the I can't do two things at oncemug. When two people are alone in a car for any length of time (unrelated, age of consent and opposite sex with any potential attraction) they must make out. {more of a rule of thumb than definition}
by KITT FAN October 14, 2011
Get the Two people alone in car - rulemug. by Longview March 16, 2005
Get the Kill two birds with one stonemug. by mrnmrst April 6, 2017
Get the Get two birds stoned and kill themmug. by James Wood June 26, 2004
Get the Two way base ballmug. When a man inserts two fingers into a woman, and moves them round and round in a cirle (i:e cul de sac)
by Timmy Beans January 12, 2008
Get the Two-Finger Cul de Sac Jonesmug. This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men
by mr boombastic March 12, 2008
Get the theres always two ends to one sausagemug.