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I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.
"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".
by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023
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Two people alone in car - rule

When two people are alone in a car for any length of time (unrelated, age of consent and opposite sex with any potential attraction) they must make out. {more of a rule of thumb than definition}
Knight Rider 2008 - episode 6 two great examples of "Two people alone in car - rule"
by KITT FAN October 14, 2011
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Kill two birds with one stone

Firing one bullet and killing two people with it.
The criminal's aim was so good that he killed two birds with one stone.
by Longview March 16, 2005
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When a shortcut fails badly.
Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.
by mrnmrst April 6, 2017
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Two way base ball

" Lets play two way base ball patrick" said spongebob
by James Wood June 26, 2004
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Two-Finger Cul de Sac Jones

When a man inserts two fingers into a woman, and moves them round and round in a cirle (i:e cul de sac)
John gave his lady friend a Two-finger Cul de Sac Jones, and she absolutely loved it!
by Timmy Beans January 12, 2008
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theres always two ends to one sausage

This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men
God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage
by mr boombastic March 12, 2008
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