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YOU KNOW WHAT A COOKIE IS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

WHY ARE YOU EVEN SEARCHING THIS UP, FUCKING SHITHEAD

also fuck oatmeal raisin long live chocolate chip
Guy: *searches up cookie*

Me: ITS A FUCKING COOKIE WHAT DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND

Guy: Jeez chill your anus

Me: yOu'Re hEHehehEHehHEheheShehfkjsdfasdha gdafs ngijusdr hkf;njg
by blast. September 30, 2020
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Jizz cookie

Alfread: Hey wanna do the Jizz Cookie Competition?
Jack: Do you mean Soggy Biscuit?
by JizzCookie March 28, 2022
mugGet the Jizz cookiemug.

Chocolate Nip Cookies

The name given to cookies that are baked while being 100% topless.
Spiced up last night by making chocolate nip cookies with my significant other.
by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018
mugGet the Chocolate Nip Cookiesmug.

crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy
Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.
by Rüf May 27, 2016
mugGet the crispy cookiesmug.

TVX cookie

Guy: dude have you seen TVX Cookie?
Other guy: nah
by Tvx storm June 14, 2022
mugGet the TVX cookiemug.

cookie

Refering to a strain of weed called Girl Scout Cookie
Yall' blow cookie last night?

Hell yea my nigga that cookie was cracklin'
by Big Peach on that loud February 2, 2016
mugGet the cookiemug.

Baking Cookies

A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).
You got an early promotion on your eval? You must have been baking cookies.
by gegilso September 30, 2020
mugGet the Baking Cookiesmug.

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