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One-Star Person

The opposite of a Five-Star rating. As often used for a hotel or restaurant, etc.. One-star is the lowest rating on the scale. Except this applies to people.
Do you see that one-star person checking in to the hotel with Walmart bag "luggage"?
by TheBirdee December 17, 2025
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Person 67

the most brainrotted person. never use this im begging
Person 67: 6767 MANGO MANGO TS SO TUFF BOIIII
Person 1: what the actual fuck
by 520real December 17, 2025
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White Person Reaction Image

A reaction image commonly stereotypically used when overreacting to dark humour
"JARVIS, hit 'em with the white person reaction image"
by LeWoopyBoi January 10, 2026
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Person

You are a person, your mom is a person, everyone is a person. A lot different from “people”. I will now proceed to talk about dif types of people!

THE BEST FRIEND

This person has your back, but beware! Their are “poser” types who will pretend to be your best friend but then totally be a “bitch”

THE BITCH

these are the worst type of a person you can ever find. Prototypes include Karen, Kevin, Poser, and Narcissist.

FRENEMY

a breed of person that is neither a bitch nor a friend. You two will most likely give each other snarky comments, but help out in times of need.

FRIEND

a lesser version of the best friend, also nice, but less hand-on and not likely to be around as much.

BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

these are much more powerful versions of the best friend, and you will more likely have sex with them. They might evolve into Husband/Wife, or devolve into a Normie.

NORMIE

you don’t have any good or bad feelings, these type of persons are the type all Persons start as for you. Any type of person higher than a Normie can become one, and the other way around too.

HUSBAND/WIFE

you devote your life to this person, and this type is considered by many to be the highest form of person. You will I’ve with them until you die, but on rare occasions, the will demote, to the lowest person possible. ExHusband/Exwife.

EXHUSBAND/EXWIFE

it might be awkward trying to talk to this type of person, and most likely they will become bitches. On rare occasions, they may become normies.
That’s all! I hope you enjoyed your dictionary on person
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
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White Person

A person that has spilled white paint all over themselves.
Jamal: fuck!
Tyrone: lol u look like a white person
Jamal: ... give me a fucken towel
by Fleurdegonj January 24, 2025
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Person 30

There is literally no instances of this person being used in a definition and if there was a need for him, the definition is getting out of hand.
Person 1: Do you think Person 30 exists?
Person 29: I dunno, seems pretty unlikely
Person 2-28 agree in unison.
by RealMrCactus January 26, 2025
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“Not a holiday” person

A Jehovah’sWitness.
Hey Caren, what are you wearing to the Christmas party?

Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!
by ConstantComment January 26, 2025
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