Conspiracy Theorist

A highly intelligent and insightful person ridiculed by non-critically thinking NPCs, Karens and the woke mob but is subsequently proven to be right.
Good examples where Conspiracy theorists were proven to be right are man made global warming being a sham, Covid being a sham, the virus being relatively harmless if it even exists and the MRNA jab being ineffective and lethal, killing and/or making sick millions worldwide, the Deep state's plan for a Communist world government dystopia etc.

The Conspiracy theorists were right about everything.

by Azzamandias72 April 25, 2023

Coincidence Theorist

A Weak minded Person who vehemently believes the disinformation the Federal Government and it’s Propaganda Ministry publish. Once said published statements are proven as lies, the weak minded individual still sides with the “Ministry of Truth” and labels the truly informed as “Conspiracy Theorist”.

Jeez, that Wuhan lab leak evidence was decried and denied by the 81 million Coincidence Theorists in this Country… they sure look doubly stupid now!

by LiquidMSL May 5, 2023

Spongebob Theorem

For any given circumstance or event, there will always be a Spongebob reference, clip, or still frame that is pertinent to said situation.

An example of the Spongebob Theorem: Someone you are messaging has left you on read, so you send them the still frame of Spongebob's essay that he spent all night writing, that only the word "The"

by 95celica November 2, 2023

The Espinozian Theorem

A subject that doesn't have anything to do with anything taught by a teacher, but somehow makes perfect sense.

Spanish Teacher: And this particular word was added to the spanish dictionary because....... (five minutes later) and thats how pancakes were made.

Student One: What just happened?

Student Two: We just learned the Espinozian Theorem

by Frost Wolf Kai January 30, 2010

Party Weirdness Theorem

The more seemingly inconvenient* the timing for a party, the weirder** things are going to get. This is due to the timing drawing out only the most dedicated party-goers, resulting in nothing short of debauchery worthy of the Shred Lord, Himself.

*There is no inconvenient timing.
**More absofuckingmazing.

By the Party Weirdness Theorem, Wine Wednesday was bound to be a success!

by Sir Alex of SLO March 17, 2013

Potato Relativity Theorem

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.

Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.

by Yubashiri December 16, 2016

infinite pizza theorem

The infinite pizza theorem is the proposition that, given any circle (particularly a pizza), a slice directly in the middle of the circle will create two half circles of 181° total. This occurs when you split two degrees on opposite sides of the circle, creating two extra half degrees on either end of the half circle. The infinite pizza theorem is one of the more plausible solutions to world hunger, next to mass genocide.

I used the infinite pizza theorem to make 180 pizzas into 181!

by Quantum Mechanist January 7, 2020