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Sandwich banger

For people who eat a bit too much so they develop a sexual interest in sandwiches
“Shut up you sandwich banger”
Or

Jesus Christ I could throw a Molotov cocktail through your window so fast you couldn’t even finish fucking that sandwich you brain dead sandwich banger!”
by T00lbox123 August 20, 2021
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Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.
Subway wasn't open that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.
by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023
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carbon sandwich

A sex act in which a woman named Esther is simultaneously fucked from the front and back.

Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.
Esther: last night was amazing! We made a carbon sandwich!
by DietCyanide November 8, 2018
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Ice-cream Sandwich

The act of ejaculating in to ones hands and slapping a person across there faces making a ice-cream sandwich.
by Stroke Me Daddy March 11, 2022
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zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".
You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?
by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018
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secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
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