Straight Coming Out

The act of a straight person telling other people they are straight.

Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

Super straight

someone that always has an urge for them to be breed by a bbc or giant furry cocky their partner

I’m super straight

by Echo🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 June 22, 2022

digging straight down

a minecraft sin

person 1: bro should we go digging straight down?
person 2: bro NO

person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide

by jojo siwa stan 10000 August 13, 2019

reverse straight

five consecutive cards in a poker hand of any suit that includes a K, A, 2, and two other cards in the sequence, i.e Q, K, A, 2, 3. While any half-way sober people at cards night would know that this isn’t a real poker hand, some drunk guy might think he won the pot with this trash.

Bam! Reverse straight, bitches! Rake those chips over here!

by BuellBoy May 3, 2024

straight squared

When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.

"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"

by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang June 27, 2018

Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow

im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds

by Sthomasbaby June 2, 2011

super straight

when a transgender guy and girl have sex more than 20 times when not known they are both trans

"come fuck me" "i have to bring this out im super straight"

by ben laurin June 7, 2022