When you gotta shit so bad that the shit pops in and of your arsehole as if convulsing. See Prarie Dog or Seismic Fart.
To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!
To be prarie dogging while farting.
To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!
To be prarie dogging while farting.
To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.
I was sitting on the train when this guy moaned, "rat trying to get out!"
"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"
"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"
"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the rat trying to get outmug. A day to give back to that friend that is an actual freaking mole rat. She/he might as well live in the sewer. Now for this day you must walk up to this friend and lean in to a hug. When your face is next to theirs BITE THEIR EAR OFF, THEY WON'T EXPECT IT. Then pinch their nose and pull their hair and screem at them CRACKHEAD!!!!
by Oger to die November 13, 2019
Get the National mole rat daymug. A valley street plat rat is one bad ass S.O.B. Someone who protects there streets family and friends. Someone who won't say shit behind your back if it can't be said to your face! There has been known leaders of these plat rats....the Hasty's! Other known plat rats would be....Shawhand, cox, faris, dickerson, Bentrup, Decker and Whitaker
by OVP August 22, 2011
Get the Valley Street Plat Ratmug. Hanging your nuts and scrotum over the button of your pants so that it appears to be a belt buckle made of testicles.
Before walking into the bar, Flanders pulled out a rat belly belt buckle to see if anyone would notice.
by Cous Cous August 20, 2008
Get the Rat Belly Belt Bucklemug. A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.
Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."
by Absconder February 27, 2011
Get the rat-faced ass wagonmug. by The Mighty R April 13, 2005
Get the bead out rat feenmug. A trashy chick that is on the D.L. 24/7. Hence, the term "low key". Many are opptimistic about her secret life and often engage in taking guesses about her dick taking abilities.
Alex: I bet she rides dick like Seabuistcuit
Cole: No way my brown friend! She's the pastor's daughter
Alex: Dude, gaurentee she's a low key hood rat.
Cole:...Word
Cole: No way my brown friend! She's the pastor's daughter
Alex: Dude, gaurentee she's a low key hood rat.
Cole:...Word
by Bobbly Light December 12, 2010
Get the Low Key Hood Ratmug.