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porn intake

the amount of spiciness consumed in a short span of time. usually used to describe a point reached when someone has seen too much pornography and/or erotica for their brain to comprehend. when u have reached this state of mine even the mention of intercourse gives u a headache.
chip: "did u watch that new romcom on netflix that came out last weekend?"

dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."
by simponastick August 19, 2021
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electric porn

why.
by fucktard529 February 13, 2022
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porn leftovers

When you open your laptop and find porn from yesterday.
I wasn't even planning on fapping but I opened my laptop and found some porn leftovers and I couldn't resist.
by OL_O March 4, 2014
mugGet the porn leftoversmug.

Porn

In future when Cumulative Human Intelligence (CHI) exists, porn is the merging and connection of CHI. CHI is private way to engage in porn or sexual intercoarse with other individual, often times without the will of the other.
Man, having real sex leads to true relationship and commitment, I'd rather do porn privately in CHI. I'm gonna CHI with a chick I like.
by Admin of CHI March 13, 2022
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Porn

Did you mean "Cocaine"?

Erotic material made to brainwash you.

Porn is a highly addictive drug and leads to problems such as depression, having no friends, being antisocial etc.
Not consuming porn includes effects such as the following:

Super strength, teleportation, flight, high IQ, lots of bitches, being respected, energy boost, increased testosterone, increased confidence, transcend reality, and so on. (If I list everything, there's not gonna be enough space here)
by edranka October 3, 2024
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choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle
omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there
by stresspacito October 14, 2018
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Porn Noise

The sound of porn on your phone that everyone else in your house can hear from your bedroom.
Mom: Honey, what's that sound coming from Jimmy's room?
Dad: Oh Margret, that's just the Porn Noise from the Porn he's watching.
by Cock&BallTorture April 7, 2019
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