penis plater

A person, usually of the younger generation, lurking around on there P plates.

That penis plater just cut me off! What a prick

by BOD August 27, 2003

Penis Genius

A Penis Genius is often (but not limited to) a girl who can do fantastic, funky things with a penis, resulting in pleasure that's off the chart. It is popular opinion that a Penis Genius must be a slut. Incorrect. A Penis Genius is more often than not a girl who is very conscious of her actions, the sort of "only doing things when i love him" kind of girl. The sort of girl who you must make your girlfriend before she reveals herself as a Penis Genius.
Note: A Penis Genius can also come in the form of a homosexual male.

Dude 1: "Hey dude! Your new Girlfriend seems nice, haven't seen her at many parties though, how is she?"
Dude 2: "Absolute Penis Genius!"

Dude: "Nice new boyfriend man."
Gay Dude: "Gosh he is just super. Fabulous with my penis. Total Penis Genius"

by Squirtle&Charmander September 10, 2011

Frankenstein Penis

A penis that features various textures, colours, and thicknesses, so that it seems like various parts of different penises were sewn together.

My boyfriend has a weird frankenstein penis and it freaks me out every time I need to go down.

by MrEscapee July 30, 2016

Penis Koozie

A Penis Koozie refers to a woman who is used by a man for sex. Also slang for Vagina.

Did you see Devan's new penis koozie? She is smoking hot!

by Perpetual Excess August 28, 2009

Pajama Penis

When your penis is visible through your pajama pants.

*Gary gets out of the car and his pajama penis is noticeble though the thin pajama pants*

by These NUTZ December 14, 2009

penis enchilada

a penis enchilada occours when someone from taco bell sticks their penis in your enchilada. sometimes because you cannot pronounce the words fajita, quesadilla, enchilada, or other foods served there. mostly because you make fun of their accent while your at the drive thru, and you dont realize your still on the speaker.

can also be used as a putdown.

1.)hey jose watch this guy eat the penis enchilada i just serveddd.(in mexican accent)
2.)DONT LOOK AT ME YOU DIRTY LITTLE PENIS ENCHILADA

by xcflk;j August 23, 2005

penis pocket

A girl that puts getting laid with random dudes that she has just met ahead of her existing friendships with other girls, i.e., one who does not understand chicks before dicks.

Sharath is a pretty girl, but whenever she is around bros she is totally a penis pocket.

by Camelhammock October 31, 2011