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The devil's tounge punch

The act of eating a Carolina Reaper and then right after you consume it you perform oral sex on a woman in turn burning not only your own mouth but also her vagina.
My girlfriend cheated on me to I gave her the devil's tounge punch to show her who's boss!
by SqueezyMcjingles November 14, 2018
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Falcon Punch

Lighting your hand on fire then punching someone with as much power as possible
“Did you hear Justin got send to the hospital with third degree burns and a concussion

“Yeah he got Falcon Punched”
by Toadman27 February 21, 2022
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.
After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.
by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021
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Blood Punch

When you fist a bitch when she's on her period and use your blood covered hand to strike her down with her own fluids.
"Yeah It was going great until I used a blood punch then she got pissed bro!"
by BloodFister9000 February 25, 2021
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5 finger death punch

The World Most Bad ass Song That Was Ever Created And That Has The Power To Completely Destroy Your Ear Drums No Matter What Level Volume Your On.
5 Finger death Punch is king. Lesion To This..
by P0TAT0 K!NG November 1, 2017
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i eat your punches

A nice way of saying your weak bitch
When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches
by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 14, 2017
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