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Pocket dd

Pocket dd is advice and support in your pocket...via your phone.
Need to bitch? Pocket dd
Need to cry? Pocket dd
Need to scream? Pocket dd
Need to laugh and get high with funny convos? POCKET DD
Me: Omg my husbands an asshole!
Pocket dd: yes he is. Then proceed with conversation about how all men are jerks
And conspiracy to concur men.
by Ahole22 September 24, 2021
mugGet the Pocket ddmug.

Pocket Mooch

When someone lacking pockets puts their personal items (Cellphone, Change, etc.) into the pocket of another individual. Could also be called a bag mooch if a purse or other bag-like carrying device is used in place of a pocket.
1. Dude, I have to break-up with my girlfriend. She is such a pocket mooch. My pockets are always weighed down with her stuff.
2. Hey. I forgot my purse at home. Mind if I bag mooch?
by ManaTs4ever September 13, 2009
mugGet the Pocket Moochmug.

Wolfenbuttel hot pocket

When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex
Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet
by Zertram bopple March 5, 2023
mugGet the Wolfenbuttel hot pocketmug.

cum pocket

your pocket is full of warm thick and rich milky substances that come from a man when he really thinks someone is hot or is just lonely.
Girl: Oh my your pp is so enormous and big <3, cum pocket me
Guy: *Busts in her pocket* There you go cutie
by skidran January 22, 2022
mugGet the cum pocketmug.

Pocket full of dead nigga

Reference from Song "Thug Waffle" by flat bush zombies but has been also been referenced in "Basketball Dreams Remix" by Sleepy Hallow featuring Eli Fross; Its is unsure of the true orgins of the term.

Referring to American currency as "Dead nigga" because the currency has American figures such as Benjamin franklin that have passed away.

This can be controversial and extremely comical as the American figures on American currency are not infact "Dead niggas" as they are not of African descent but still in fact are dead; hence still Dead Niggas.
"lungs full of uh, Eye bloody red nigga, gold fang on, uhh, pocket full of dead niggas"
by The absolute August 14, 2025
mugGet the Pocket full of dead niggamug.

pocket nonsense or PN

A succint explanation when you accidentally text gibberish to someone, call someone or start a Facebook group page as a result of an unlocked keyboard on your phone while it's in your pocket.
"Jimmy what does xcfhjjhvh'''???&&: mean? -" nothing. Just pocket nonsense or PN
by bmilligan05 March 31, 2015
mugGet the pocket nonsense or PNmug.

Pocket Watching

What a broke ass nigga uses as an excuse when asked about his money.
Brokie: I'm more richer then you
Another Person: How much money do you got?
Brokie: Stop Pocket Watching, Thats how I know your broke
by giganiggaoncord August 12, 2023
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