put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021

Mouth wedgie

When a Covid mask mutes your voice and makes it hard to breathe.

This Covid makes is giving me a major mouth wedgie! Can’t breathe and nobody understands what I’m saying.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 03, 2021

Skydivers mouth

Fanny like a......

Had a fanny like a skydivers mouth

by Rory Grue December 30, 2022

Bred by mouth

Whereby someone has been bred (“raised”) by an all bark no bite parent whereby they make threats and don’t follow them through.

Honestly mate your bred by mouth, full of empty threats.

by Scousec July 08, 2019

Mooper mouth

One with abnormally large lips and eats a whole lot

Look at him! He has a huge Mooper mouth

by June 11, 2023

Cock and mouth disorder

When you in need for a blowjob

‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’

by Charz96 May 21, 2023

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 26, 2011