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Mexican Train Wreck

You need:
A buddy to help,
1 Mexican Prostitute
1 Fleet Enema
1 bottle Ipecac syrup.

Have your buddy give the hooker the Ipecac first, then you administer the Fleet enema according to package directions. Quickly stuff both her anal and oral orifices...Wait for the train wreck to occur..
Man, Tom & I picked up a Street walker last night, and figured we would try a Mexican Train Wreck. She puked all over Toms' junk and I cannot get the poop smell out of my junk
by 77quadcam April 21, 2011
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mexican hot potato

Similar to the children's game Hot Potato, where a group of people try to get rid of the "potato" as fast as possible without getting caught with it. However, in this version, a knife (preferably a switchblade) is tossed about and people try to catch it without cutting their hands or any other part of the body. The last person who doesn't get cut wins.
A few of us played Mexican Hot Potato last night. Everybody else cut their hands and I won!
by Steven-O December 24, 2008
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Mexican manicure

To stick ones finger(s) in their asshole, and then proceed to bite your fingernails to trim them down.
Wow bob, your fingernails are really long, maybe you should give yourself a "mexican manicure".
by gunnerlock April 25, 2008
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Mexican Mudbutt

one who scoots his scooter in mexican mud
another no example needed!

Ur a hombre deep in mexican mud U don't need to be a gringo to know a mexican mudbutt.

A mexican mudbutt crawls under da fence with mexican mud takes a mexican taxi to a mexican motel sleeps with mexiwookie puts on mexican shorts makes mexican time.
by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006
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Mexican Hat Dance

An Awesome Song To Play At Mardi Gras and Also To Dance To! dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na!
Jeff: Awesome Song Whats it called?
*Smacks Upside the Head*
Jose: Idiot It's The Mexican Hat Dance!
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008
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Mexican Ferris Wheel

Cheap but annoying tactic that bamboozles a chat server into rapidly disconnecting and reconnecting users in a chat room
I was chatting on gay.com, but someone started a Mexican ferris wheel and I got dumped!
by Vanna White May 17, 2003
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Mexican lights out

When you are hosting a party, and you finally want everyone to leave. You hint and even ask them to do so but they never do. You walk over to the circuit breaker box and start flippin' them switches!!!

LIGHTS OUT.
These guys need to get outta my house, its time for some mexican lights out.
by SeedyBoone January 11, 2009
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