Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019

Yeehaw Man

A cool, funny, and sweet guy that is always great to have as a friend. They usually make you smile and laugh. Your always having a good time when your with them.

“He seems really nice and sweet”

“Yea he’s a real Yeehaw Man”

by Gorshscoob413 April 26, 2019

Turtle man

The creepy neighbor who you think likes his turtles to ducking much and throws birthday parties for them in his backyard which gets very uncomfortable when he asks the children to come over and celebrate it with him.

Mother:it's time to go inside
Kids:why?
Mother whispers:turtle man is out now hurry!

by Getyogoblinsoutmygoddamnhouse May 9, 2019

Man Mades

Perfectly made augmented breasts. As most adults know, it's rare to see a perfect set and those are usually man made...... but we still love those motherfuckers!

Those tits are absolutely perfect, must be man mades.

I know Karens tits are man mades but they have real skin on those bad boys.

by big titty lover August 20, 2019

Man Hoe

Manzo, a dude that has too many hoes to count that send him endless “NSFW” content even including hairbrushes and soaking wet panties. In other words he’s a virtual man whore

Man hoe is appart of #HairBrushGangg

by Mnzo October 4, 2019

The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017

Hash Man

Person who likes to drink and smoke the hash daily.

Cian is a hash man

by TTx Ginger Jints March 22, 2017