National kiss an Eamon day

Kiss someone whose name is eamon on september 20th.

Hey! its National Kiss an Eamon day today! Lets make out, Eamon

by tarqueniousmarb September 4, 2022

Secret Silent Salmon Kiss

To kiss whilst making fish lips. Fish Lips are when one's lips are in a fish-like position, sort of like a pout.
The Secret Silent Salmon Kiss can we shortened to S.S.S

Person 1: Omg! You Kissed Him?
Person 2: Yes! It was incredible
Person 1: Was it like tongues?
Person 2: No, It was a Secret Silent Salmon Kiss.

by C.A.E September 12, 2013

National Kiss the Homies day

Go to your homies on February 28th and kiss them. It will not be considered gay

Hey Peter its national kiss the homies day

by Yes, very February 26, 2020

Kiss your crush day

November 1 kiss your crush on the lips or cheek

Kiss your crush day started Spreading the news💖

by Jermitgreenherring October 29, 2019

two gay niggas kissing

two gay niggas kissing

i like watching two gay niggas kissing

by MurtssZ January 29, 2023

kiss a football player day

may 21 is national kiss a football player day. come on girls go kiss a football player!

OMG its may 21st I have to kiss a football player! Because may 21st is national kiss a football player day!

by iplayfootball :) October 23, 2019

Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

by Balphezar October 23, 2006