I can reveal

A cinematic elucidation, usually but not exclusively appended to the end of an answer.... Usually but not exclusively in retort to an important question.

''How many cans of Heineken did you get? Did you get Ice?'' ... ''Twenty-four and a shoulder of Smirnoff. No Ice, I can reveal.'' ...

by Barry O'Brien May 17, 2013

I am a spoon

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.

I am a spoon! (Internal crying)

by Spoonnotaspork October 20, 2016

I Need A Lighthouse

To talk about commiting suicide in a joking/figurative manner

Another way of saying kill myself aka kms or fuck my life aka fml

Person 1: "You seem really depressed today, fam."

Person 2: "Yeah, I think I need a lighthouse."

by Kari Chiriri December 11, 2016

I need U

A song with an unforgettable music video. In the music video Jimin drowns himself, Hoseok overdoses, Namjoon blows up the gas station, Taehyung murders his father, Jungkook gets willingly beaten up and has a car accident.

"I need U" has the most meaningful music video all time.

by Little Sailor July 6, 2019

i gotta pee

the word you say you gotta

¨i gotta pee¨

by WiNkWoNk1092188 December 13, 2019

I Need A Hero

A really good scene that is played in the background of shrek 2 in the scene
that is so amazing

" Frickin Fricky that scene from shrek is epic and goes well with the best scene in all of animated history"
" You uncultured swine it is called I Need A Hero also it is way worse in footloose "

by GenericIke August 3, 2019

I Lava Toe

Your drunk gf/bf tries to text 'I love you' but it autocorrects to 'I lava toe'

Me: I love you
Him: I lava toe
Me: wtf

by NaiTea December 23, 2017