hammster farts

After the 1 a.m. consumption of delicious home-made guacamole, one will produce persistent and pungent farts the following day, reminiscent of the one and only D.S. Hamm.

"I've got the hammster farts, I ate too much guac last night"

by kelamaroo September 30, 2008

Flag

Get the hammster farts mug.

educated fart

an educated fart is a burp because it goes up not down!!!

i brrrrrrrrrrrup my husband looks at me with such a serious look and says "you know what that was?" i say "what?" he says an "educated fart"

by ancjwilliams September 1, 2010

Flag

Get the educated fart mug.

tangerine fart

A thick, dark, sour, lethal gas that is only found silently creeping out of the darkest depths of your ass.

See soupy fart

Martin: *sniffs* Damn, Gina! Yo ass is fine, but what's cookin' up in there sure as hell ain't. Got me smellin' like tangerine farts.

by Chauncey'sGreatBigAnus December 10, 2015

Flag

Get the tangerine fart mug.

Explosive fart

When you have to fart so badly it nearly comes out but when you try to fart thinking it is a fart, poop comes out and you have to constantly use toilet paper.

Friend: did you just fart?
Elmo: I think I shit myself!
Friend: ha, you have an explosive fart

by Peeper man 2416 March 23, 2019

Flag