Freezerburned Cookies

Describing the act of one man freezing his testicles until the pubes are sharp and stronger than a thousand needles. The man then rub his balls up and down his women until there is blood shown or until the man nuts.

Let's get freaky and freezer burn them cookies!!!!!

....maybe freezerburned cookies wasn't such a good idea.

by Grapefruit December 7, 2016

Sus cookie

Someone you like but they are being sus

You are a sus cookie

by Hot cookie May 1, 2022

American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

Cookie

def1: A baked dessert made of dough and chocolate
def2: A persons vagina

ex1: I ate your cookie while you were asleep, sorry
ex2: I ate your cookie while you were asleep, sorry

by Ikigai726 December 29, 2021

No Cookie March

No Cookie March, or shorten it as NCM You cant eat cookie on march until end of march, This mean you cannot see cookie, No eating cookie for whole march, Everyone wont eat cookie, this is challenge to show Cookie's Pain for whole march

Noah: hey did you fail no cookie march
Felix: Yes
Noah: What a idiot, never eat cookie again.

by Parasouth December 3, 2021

Cookie Stomp

When you bust someone's balls or rain on someone's parade.

"Hey man, I just got a new job."
"I don't wish to cookie stomp, but frankly, I don't give a fuck."

by AutismoTheGrande September 23, 2019

Cookies and Cream

When you are having sex and you cum in the girls mouth then proceed to dunk your balls in her mouth.

“Me and Rosie attempted a cookies and cream last night”

by xXhoe_slayerXx September 25, 2021