chocolate undercarriage

The covering of shit on the bottom of a man's balls, when a girl shits while having sex.

She was so excited to have sex with him, she forgot to use the bathroom, and gave him a chocolate undercarriage.

by Powderhound April 13, 2014

chocolate mint on the pillow

When one party or person takes a shit in another persons bed and neglects to inform them.

"My buddy was at his girlfriends house, wasn't feeling well, went to lie down on her bed for a bit. Later he said he was feeling much better. Little did she know, he provided her turn down service with a chocolate mint on the pillow."

"Man, my ex is lame, good thing I left her a chocolate mint on the pillow when we broke up"

by phil cahoon April 12, 2010

Gheto Chocolate Milk

Milk with anything in it that is cheaper than chocolate. Milk with anything but chocolate.

Man i want some chocolate milk... damn i cant afford that shit. i will use maple syrup hence GHETO CHOCOLATE MILK!

by maxorfanidis April 22, 2007

hot chocolate taco

a person he/she who shits in a vagina, then pours steamin water in, then stirs the mixture togethr. then they drink it out with a straw

I was so desperate for somethin to drink, i whipped up a couple of hot chocolate tacos

by T. Korona November 19, 2007

Swedish white chocolate

A commonly used type of sex in Sweden but has been modernized in America. Used to be a form of sex where some boy sticks his dick in melted shit and fucked a bitch up her ass and made his best friend eat it and told him it was chocolate. Also known as Penichocolate in America. In america you dip ur dick in melted chocolate and fuck some girl up the ass and make some fuckshit eat it.

Yoooo i did this girl swedish white chocolate....and then i made this fuckshit eat it.
It was maaaaad funny dog

by Pimpin aint ez October 26, 2004

chocolate corn dog

when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick gets all chocolatey and with orn in the shit and the center is the dog

man after i fucked my butt sex buddy, jesus in the ass i had a massive chocolate corndog

by sam February 2, 2005

chocolate milk shake

while having sex with a girl or boy you shit in your hand cum in their face and then rub the shit on top untill you get a rich brown milkshake stlye mixture, yummy yummy

i was all like eat this bitch and i cum in her face then rubbed shit on it, and i was all like chocolate milkshake any one, fuck u bitch

by james flunder February 9, 2005