cottageville cream cake

When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake

by Cottageville cream cake October 9, 2018

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Cream egg

Luke Crap

Luke, you look like a cream egg

by MYlittleponey May 30, 2018

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Nasal Cream

Fetish where a man ejaculates into a persons nostril.

My nostrils sting because of that Nasal Cream he gave me last night.

by Dan&Glacombs June 3, 2018

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Chocolate cream pie

A delicious pie with cream and chocolate. Nothing sexual just a delicious pie.

I ate a delicious chocolate cream pie. Chocolate cream pie is delicious

by Top6Facts May 8, 2018

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Cream of Skeet

The combined ejaculation (cum) of multiple men in the same receptacle.

Wow buddy did you add to the cream of skeet?

by TheRealMajesty January 15, 2023

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It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

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