faberge egg

An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.

“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.

Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?

by Pyyr August 28, 2022

Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018

EGG

Won world record on beating kylie jenner's most like post!

Wow eggs are eggs!

by Errol Beebe January 16, 2019

suck eggs

To be told how to do something you already have the knowledge of doing

As i put the third edge shutter in , the bull sullivan proceeded to tell me how to install the fourth. Hence being told how to suck eggs .

by chippy112323 April 10, 2025

Eggs

egg but its more than one egg

Person: have you seen my 2 egg
Other person: eggs*

by hee lb November 15, 2021

Egg Drop Soup

When a girl has a yeast infection and is on her period. It comes out all yellow and stringy.

Did you have fun last night? No, I was eating egg drop soup all night and now I have thrush.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 18, 2023