by LiquifierCheesepetson February 6, 2024
Get the Egg Wordmug. The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all
Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs
by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017
Get the split my eggsmug. A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.
by Faseeha February 13, 2024
Get the Egg wastermug. When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside
Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!
by Kurogo May 25, 2020
Get the Kinder eggmug. When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.
A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025
Get the Mongolian Surprise Eggmug. You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!
by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018
Get the to have egg on your facemug.