Whispering Egg

It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.
by BLaM666 August 29, 2018
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Yeaster Egg

When a woman doesn't tell you she has a yeast infection and you discover her supository during oral or fingering.
Sarah and I were watching that new Marvel movie and I discovered her yeaster egg.
by CoocheyCarnage_69 September 14, 2021
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Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.
Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a
by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020
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Ducking Eggs

You: moriah said she not gon fight me cs her parents said she on punishment but she was just outside

Me: she ducking eggs hard
by all4yuu December 20, 2022
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egg slap

Lifting up the penis and repeatedly slapping the balls back and forth as hard as you can
I liked when Aidan and me egg slapped yesterday
by Bigbody69 May 13, 2019
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To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.
Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.
by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021
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Disturbed Egg

A man lady who hovers in stellar breathing their meat sauce breath down administrations necks because he killed a whole beehive to get his outfit.
Wow, Disturbed Egg is at it again being racist to Wonderp after she was being racist to Kenzi.
by YouThoughtGGEZEgg November 15, 2022
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