Double Cunt

The result of giving birth to a very large baby, tearing the skin between the vagina and the anus, the double cunt is approximately twice as large as the cunt and can easily accommodate two fists. The double cunt can be medically rectified by a cuntoctomy.

She pushed so hard that she ended up with a double cunt. For the benefit of her husband, the doctor offered her a cuntoctomy.

by Fisty McFisterson May 31, 2011

Slutty Cunt

A girl who thinks shes the shit and tries who to take peoples boyfriends usually named Megan. Looks like an emo pasty albino crab and most likely has aids. She pretends to be a virgin when we all know shes a slut.

Megan is a slutty cunt who fucks everything she sees

by Truth_Teller_69 April 30, 2014

Cunt Slug

It's another word for tampon, one best used out of earshot of angry girlfriends.

I went into the jacuzzi and guess what I found floating in there? A big dirty cunt slug, that's what.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

dyslexic cunt

A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.

Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt

by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016

Fuck of cunts

A group of cunts is called a fuck of cunts,

Almost like how a group of cows is a herd.

You guys are a fuck of cunts.

by Ravos February 7, 2017

cunt cookie

A term of endearment for a woman that is sweet and giving.

Man, you won't believe this, but my girl woke me up with sex, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. She is such a cunt cookie.

by sj1 December 17, 2009

Cunt Nugget

1. (n) a small bit of excretion exiting from a woman's genitals signifying a lack of good hygiene practices or whore status

2. (n) an ignoramus so deluded that he/she reminds one of a small bit of excretion exiting from a woman's genitals signifying a lack of good hygiene practices or whore status

1. I was doing my girl from behind and when I pulled out, a cunt nugget came out with my dick

2. You: This dude uses emoticons in his text.
Your friend: What a cunt nugget!

by DJ Ulysees Strobelight August 26, 2010