Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021

Jake

Either you like this nice dude or you hate that psychopathic bitch

Person 1: Aw look its Jake!!
Person 2: Ew no Jake is psychotic

by kat3r1n December 3, 2018

Jake

A bitch

You're a Jake

by mcfebble October 15, 2019

Jake

and old slang word used from about 1900-1940 or so (though more notably used in the days of prohibition. It's meaning is the same as how you would use 'well' or 'good', usually when describing a scenario

how bout's you get that gat outta my face, and everything'll be jake

by SФviet May 15, 2018

Jake

Jake is the king

Jake’s a day dot, he is hot. So let’s trot

by Laud01 November 24, 2021

Jake Paul

A dumb dude on youtube trying to make money by clickbaiting little kids by putting sexy girls in thumbnails

you are as bad as jake paul

by EmmaR0LL September 8, 2018

Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby

by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019