Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.

I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025

Person 2763

The two thousand-seven hundred sixty third person. Commonly mentioned in Battle For Dream Island.

Person 1:hi person 2
Person 2: i wonder if there's more of us than just 9
Person 9: now that makes me wonder...
Person 2763: Hi guys!!!
Person 1-9: WHAT THE FUCK

by Gibberishidkrisjjj December 17, 2024

person 2

the secondary character in examples

person 1 hi person 2
person 2 hi i want to die

by vanilla8989 November 26, 2021

Sad person

Your average destiny 2 player. They'll have spend over 500 hours in game and will call the game perfect no matter how much the devs mess up.

Friend: "He plays destiny 2 all day every day."
You: "Ah he's a sad person then."

by SamFurry November 27, 2021

Coolness in person

Marton Alin

That dude is coolness in person

by Roaaar July 1, 2018

person

you.

what am i?
" a person "

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

Andrew the person

Andrew is literally the best thing that could ever happen to a person. He is really nice, he actually gives a shit about your feelings, he gives really good hugs, and he is sexy lol. Btw Andrew if you are seeing this I love you <3

Person 1: Have you seen Andrew the person today? he is literally the best thing on the planet!
Person 2: Hell yeah! If we ever cuddled I would full on DIE of happiness!

by iamstupidbutstillsexy April 10, 2021