No u

Only the most dangerous comeback in human history, when you use this you feel like a god, when its used against you, you feel like utter shit

Jimmothy- Ur sister mister
Dave-NO U FEEL THE WRATH OF A THOUSAND GODS
Jimmothy- *has a stroke and dies*

by burrodemerda October 27, 2018

no u

the ultimate comeback for 8 year olds

Kid 1: u ugly noob
Kid 2: no u
Kid 1: -brain explodes due to comment above being so unbelievably stupid-

by Your Past And Future October 07, 2018

no u

to absolutely destroy your enemy when shots are fired. and to respond to any diss. ore to end someone's career and life.

friend: your mom gay you dad lesbian your granny tranny your sister mister your brother mother
you: no u
friend: fuck you
you: NO U
friend: dies

by foking savage March 23, 2018

no u

A real life reverse card.

Person 1: u gay.
Person 2: no u.
Person 1:k im gay now.

by e picc gaer December 16, 2018

no u

When you can't think of anything to say.

"Dude your mom is fat" "no u"

by zung May 24, 2019

no u

no u, a definition for all love story’s especially when ur lover calls u cute, just send a quick “no u” back then u should win :)

lover: ur sooo cute

you: no u :)

by Yeetygirly May 19, 2019

No u

The hard counter to "ur mom gay lol". As you say this, watch your opponent die an agonising death of pain as you smile.

Friend: Ur mom gay lol get rekt
Me: Smiles as my mouth opens*
Me: No u
Friend: Dies a horrible death as he realised that the hardest comeback has hit him.

by MasterAegis July 05, 2019