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Ur mom

by FluffymuFFin08 September 15, 2019
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ur mom

A bad and terrible and awful comeback to absolutely everything and nothing.
person 1: ur mom is gay
person 2: you keep my mother out of this, and I'll keep this (point to your own penis) out of your mom's mouth!!!
person 3: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by cokandbalz April 15, 2022
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ur mom

mike: haha ur mom
daniel: you are so inmature
by nOXisNotoKAy December 9, 2022
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ur mom

it means your mother, but it is used at the most hilarious times. funny people say ur mom and if you don't think it's funny then you can leave and remove yourself from this page
What did you eat today? ur mom
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ur mom

she's hot trust me she was in my bed last night she's a lovely lady with a great waist
ur mom: hey underaged kid
kid: hey qt ;)
by dfewfdfsdf November 24, 2021
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ur brother a mother

the worst insult you could ever say to anyone. saying it results in the instant death of the one being insulted. nothing can stop it. don't use unless your life is on the line.
jon: "your mom gay"
max: "your brother a mother"
jon"oh god. OH FU-" *dies*
by tonyross May 13, 2018
mugGet the ur brother a mothermug.

Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
mugGet the Ur dad 2 degrees straightmug.

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