top and rail

Top and rail is when you top and tail in a bed but then things get steamy

Yo how was it sharing a bed with Stacey?
It was fine at first we top and tailed, then we top and railed
*high fives*

by Daisy89 September 23, 2022

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Top Tier Titties

Boobs that are the best of the best. Shape and size are immaculate. The kind you brag to your boys about, tell your son when he gets older, and ask Santa Clause to bring you for Christmas.

Dude 1: What'd you think of Jenna, she have a nice personality? Dude 2: A great personality but I think she might be bi-polar Dude 1: You're not talking bout.. Dude 2: Yep. Top Tier Titties bro, triple threat, TTT's Dude 1: My man! That's boys.

by Seanul April 9, 2022

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Top Sneaky

It means the same thing as Top Secret but more fun.

This is a Top Sneaky Document

by a_person_name July 14, 2023

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Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

by Hanumon March 19, 2024

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Top Sponge

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.

Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"

by FoffTim October 16, 2017

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Cherry on top

When you spray whipped cream all over a girls vagina or ass and than make sure your nails are sharp for the next part, you than stick your fingers into the girls vagina or ass so hard that it causes blood to spray out and than you use the blood for ice cream. You can also ask a girl if she’s on her period so she can bleed on top of the ice cream.

All I need left for the sundae is to put a Cherry on top, does any one of you have a girlfriend?

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

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