Throwing a Tom

While playing cornhole when someone throws a bag short of the board.

I hate throwing a Tom. Theses boards must be too far apart.

by Bags master July 3, 2024

Tom time

When the guys decide to get together to party, raise hell.

The guys are getting together for a little Tom time in the man cave before the kids get home.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019

Tom

Tom only wants Ashley for her ass.

Suzy: "Look at Tom, he's drooling."
Julia:"Yeah well, he is following Ashley's ass."

by Krkič April 21, 2019

sophia and tom

Sophia and Tom are the cutest couple ever. Whenever you're around them, you fill with joy because you aspire to be like them. Smiles bouncing of each other when making eye contact. The way Tom looks a her makes other girls jealous and the way Sophia believes in him, makes anything feel possible. If you know a Sophia and Tom that aren't dating, please PLEASE get them together. Thank you.

*Sophia and Tom just existing*
Girl: why cant you be like that?
Boy: Damn you Tom

by ur_sus January 21, 2021

Tom

spiky haired kid, who likes volleyball

hey look, there is tom

by edfhkdsfi November 16, 2021

Pulling a Tom Brady

Cheating and Lying about not cheating and getting away with it.

Brody is great at pulling a Tom Brady

by She did djdndjdbdejdb den October 9, 2020