auditioning the finger puppets

To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.

I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.

by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005

two finger scoop

When you use your two fingers to wipe when you're all out of toilet paper.

"Man there was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do the two finger scoop"

by 2 legit April 12, 2007

Five finger Dismount

You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.

One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.

by Butterbean August 20, 2006

Chinese finger trap

Traditionally it is an ancient chinese finger toy. On the street it is used in reference to a girl that has been known to have sex with two men at the same time from both ends, hence resembling a chinese finger trap, complete with the pulling and pushing.

I fucked this girl while she was blowing my friend; she's a chinese finger trap.

by Tony July 17, 2006

five finger solo

a way of saying masturbating

Did you hear?... Frank was doing a five finger solo during english

by evan to the a and t October 13, 2006

one-finger salute

Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.

In other words , the middle finger.

There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.

So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!

Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!

by CDSmith1967 November 5, 2005

4 fingers down

You are loyal to 1 woman

You are loyal to Loan when you show your 4 fingers down

by Divaisad August 7, 2022