So wah happened

More words to read please

So wah happened now. Is urban DICK sleepy?

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 16, 2020

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

by von groovy September 6, 2024

Not-so-ex

When you and a guy/girl had a thing and were almost dating, were very close, but for some reasons you did not end up together or putting a label on it

I saw my not-so-ex today...
Henry? The guy you had a thing with but you guys never ended dating...?

by ZophSoph June 30, 2020

so this is love

NO THIS IS PARTRICK I AM NOT A KRUSTY KRAB.

i gess so this is love

by doggy dude October 7, 2021

I’ve never seen the world so insane before

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

I’m not imagining things am I?

I’ve never seen the world so insane before

by Death Menace July 13, 2022

Why do people like forks so much?

People like forks a lot because its so cool!!!!11!1!!!!1111!

Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to

by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022

MARF SO GREEDY BRO

- BRO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ITS COMPARED TO to YOU GUYS
- BRO I ONLY HAVE 600 DOLLARS IN MY ACCOUNT
- BRO U DONT UNDERSTAND MAXS BROTHER TAKES ALL MY DOLLARS
SO GREEDY BRO

MARF SO GREEDY BRO: DAHHHH MARF SO GREED AND LUCK BRO

by FUCK PETE April 15, 2023