Down Syndrome

A mental defect caused at birth, when a human has more than the amount of chromosomes he's supposed to have.

People afflicted by down syndrome have larger or longer fingers and have shorter memory and learning.

The affects cartoons have on humanity include making stupid people look ugly or goofy,
which makes some incompatant bitches make fun of people afflicted by down syndrome because the afflicted people look somewhat "goofy" to them.

People with down syndrome are not autistic btw, because autistic people have brain problems, while people with down syndrome have chromosome problems. See links above.

Dude: "dude2.. my new born cousin was diagnosed with down syndrome..."

Dude2: "Poor him.. I hope he will be able to face those facts in the future."

Dude3: "R0FLZ HES GOT TEH D0WN SYNDR0M!"
*gets PWNZ0RED by a parade of flying blood sucking
breakdancing werewolf bisexual lizard eyed monkeys from mars*

And remember kids! Dont make fun of people with Down Syndrome, OR YOU WILL BE PWNZ0RED BY A PARADE OF FLYING BLOOD SUCKING BREAKDANCING WEREWOLF BISEXUAL LIZARD EYED MONKEYS FROM MARS!!!
-Mii

by FLking September 8, 2007

Stockholm Syndrome

The first episode of the HBO series, Bored to Death, with Jason Schwartzman. Began the series slow, but turned amazing.

1: Did you see the first episode of Bored to Death?
2:Stockholm Syndrome? Yes, it was good.
1: I'm just glad the others got better.

by thisisdefinitelynotmyname December 11, 2009

BBW Syndrome

A special condition in which you or any of your friends has a special attraction to fat girls or BBWs (big beautiful women). Symptoms can last as short as 1 week to as long as a year. BBW Syndrome is contracted through hanging out with other people with BBW syndrome.

Bob contracted BBW syndrome after hanging out with Josh too much; He now loves fat girls

by Steve Nash and his black child August 7, 2017

Helsinki Syndrome

When a Scandinavian country holds an American president long enough so that they can become indoctrinated In into their Russian captors beliefs.

Today’s American president spent two hours with the Russian president and damn, he’s already corroborated. I thought the Helsinki Syndrome would take longer than this up north.

by Russksipuppet July 19, 2018

POL Syndrome (Pictures of Lily Syndrome)

A mental state when someone has legitimately fallen in love with a person who they never knew, will never know, most defiantly dead, and never hit mainstream levels of fame. People can obtain POL Syndrome from old obscure photographs or advertisements

"That picture gave me hard POL Syndrome (Pictures of Lily Syndrome)".

by fridge_party September 9, 2019

Skylar Syndrome

A disease in which the infected has an illogical need to take selfies no matter how ugly or pretty the infected is or how terrible the selfies turn out. Usually, the victim is an ugly, overweight girl, however, these girls can spread it to even the prettiest of girls.

Samantha: Oh. My. God. Look at that girl taking selfies over there!
Hannah: Oh, I know, she's not even pretty, she must Skylar Syndrome.
Samantha: Ew, stay away! I don't want to catch that.

by IdekWhoIAm December 1, 2013

pepsi syndrome

when you spill an entire can of Pepsi directly in between the G and H keys of a keyboard because it's 5 AM and you're still coding.

Mr. Franke: I once lost two keyboards to Pepsi syndrome in the same night.

by EssVeeEll November 25, 2013