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Retardery

1. a sort of factory that turns normal people into retards a retardery
2. a factory that specializes in making items specifically for retarded people a retardery.
3. A factory that makes only helmets for retards, clearly the helmets have chin straps and stickers of their favorite superheroes to decorate themselves.

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I fucking hate that guy let's knock him out and take him down to the retardery and make him into a retard. Great idea!

Man I wish they had a Walmart for just retards a one-stop shop for all my mentally disabled children dude they do It's called the retardery haven't you heard of it they make only items for retarded kids and people!

I wish I didn't have to go online to buy my retarded son a helmet with a chin strap and superhero stickers. Hey you don't have to you just got to go down to the retardery they got a whole factory warehouse full of helmets with chin straps and superhero stickers to customize them with... Timmy Timmy and Jimmy Jimmy
by Scotty2Hotty23 August 30, 2025
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Retard

A person with subpar intelligence, who often has extreme narcissistic tendencies and an inability to admit when they're wrong or take responsibility for their own actions. A hypocrite who claims the moral high ground while simultaneously turning a blind eye to corruption. A person who is easily manipulated by propaganda and has blind allegiance to anyone who validates their own internal hate and fear. MAGA.
Can you believe Sarah voted to lose her own Medicaid? What a retard.
by Cwrig September 3, 2025
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Retard

Minato mains in any Naruto Storm game
guy: im gonna choose minato and spam my jutsus!!
opponent: god this guy is a retard
by Cordextension September 7, 2025
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retard

someone, usually north american, who is self defeating with horrible attitude, social habits, insecure, blowhard who is usually angry from drug use & the stupid choices they make while on them. retarding yourself. destroying social advancements before they even begin.
geez that 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱 shouldnt come on to his probation officer while wearing no pants with a crack pipe in his ear.

and two joints in his nostrils, i think that beer is ok though.
no, thats retarded
by peanut bastard perfectory September 10, 2025
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retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
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Retardation Day

The term used by serious economists for April 2, 2025 which Trump declare "Liberation Day".
We all know these tariffs are disastrous. which is why April 2 will be henceforth known as Retardation Day!
by LaughingAloud September 17, 2025
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retard

people who think that its okay to go in the middle of the road when they're about to left turn.
"holy fucking shit this guys a retard"
"damn hes in the middle of the road!
by mx9 September 25, 2025
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