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<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.
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Post-Hot

Being so ugly you are hot. Ascending past your looks with tattoos, piercings and a good style.
"Pete Davidson looks like a fish, but it's kind of a turn on."
"Yeah Pete Davidson is definitely post-hot."
by Maxwellsfargoe December 4, 2022
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Post Wait

The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.

Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.
Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!
by kelsinatormg July 6, 2011
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Sad Posting

Post and reposting sad memes, poems, videos, or other posts on social media
Person 1: *reposts sad edit on Tiktok"
Person 2: "What's wrong? Why are you sad posting?"
by sosou August 20, 2025
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post-coitis breakfast

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.
by nostd3 March 5, 2023
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Kristoffer Post Byriel

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.
"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"
by SpaceHamster January 5, 2012
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flame post

A abusive message posted on the Internet or sent by email, typically in quick response to another message.
Why did ypu sent that flame post?
by SvenOslo June 17, 2017
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