Pichael Pie

The state of a vagina after a woman participates in necrophilia with a dead male's tallywacker

Ted: Hey did you hear that I have a date with Susan this weekend
Keith: Bro, don't do it. I heard that she has a gnarly Pichael Pie after attending Jeremy's funeral yesterday.

by Futurexxxstepdad January 7, 2018

reach around the pie

The act of anal sex while in the missionary position. Since the penetrating party must “reach around” the vaginal area of the other participating party, the name is a given.

Bill: Oh, that girl loves it in the ass...
Matt: But I heard she’s a total starfish.

Bill: I just had to reach around the pie.

by PieReacher January 9, 2018

pie

anus when trying to recreate goatse.

Bill: My pie is absolutely huge!
Bob: I've already seen the images online, I don't think I need to see another one..

by GoooberDoober January 10, 2018

Moroccan Meat Pie

When you eat spicy food and 7 hours later all that remains is a pool of grey matter from your meal

Damn dude! I'm droppin Moroccan meat pie in here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Helmet-Pie

Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.

Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!

by Bruce Bever November 9, 2003

Chili Pot Pie

To spray chili into a girls vagina.

I took my girl out for Mexican food last night and gave her a sexy dessert of chili pot pie when we got home.

by Doeschna March 18, 2017

pie stabber

Another phrase for nose

Keep your pie stabber out of this

by helsteeth April 6, 2017