david turnbull

david turnbull is a loser with 0 friends, no social life is gay with no bitches. david turnbull is a perfect example of the term L, a good example of what to say to a david turnbull is the following:
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
person 1: “have u seen david turnbull lately?”
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser
*stabs eyes out*
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David's star

Jus wan' shine like David's star ⭐
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David Kingdon

David A. Kingdon "aka" s4unna.dk22 on his social media account is a basketball,track, and field player. David is much known for his dominance in the paint during his 7th grade basketball season. David has even had coaches from many schools come watch him play; but the coaches mainly came too David's track meets. The best thing about David's athleticism was his speed. Despite being 5'6 142 lbs, David was very fast for his unhealthy body. David had run a 22.5 in the 200 meter dash and an outstanding 13.7 in the 100 meter dash. David is very special because not only was he fast but jumped a high of 17.5 in long jump! David Kingdon is gonna be something serious when he goes to college to play pro. David also has 3 offers and is making it his very most concerned to become a D1 athlete.
Wow you are amazing like David Kingdon!
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David Erickson

A person who is very sensitive gets triggered over the words “gay” “faggot” and “retard” and thinks “retard” is a slur
Random person that’s gay some faggot acting like a retard

David Erickson Don’t say words like gay the f word and the r word and the r word is a slur
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Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game
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Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!
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Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 04, 2023
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