peanut butter and jelly

a nice car that has tan interior and purple grape exterior

my car is candy purple(jelly0 and tan(butter) on the inside
so its peanut butter and jelly

by courtlandjimerson April 21, 2008

amish butter churn

Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.

After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.

by John Byrnes November 16, 2007

peanut butter moustache

Describes the shit smear that one sometimes gets after eating another persons ass.

Stephanie had a full peanut butter moustache after she tossed my salad.

by Old Evil Bastard September 11, 2011

doo doo butter

doo doo butter, plain and simple... a nice, steamy, pile of warmy milky SHIT... thats right... SHIT BITCH... go eat some yogurt before shit buddy drip drops aload... OF SHIT

Hello, would you like SHIT or doo doo butter on your muffin the glamorus afternoon?

by SHIT MUFFIN! March 16, 2004

Butters your toast

Similar to 'whatever floats your boat'.

Whatever butters your toast...

by The Fishtankers July 08, 2010

Truffle Butter Shuffle

Walking with your butt clenched as to not shit truffle butter all over yourself after anal sex.

That girl doing the walk of shame is doing the truffle butter shuffle, she must have done anal.

by publishedauthor October 14, 2018

peanut butter salad

when you smear peanut butter on yours or your partners asshole and let the dog lick it off while your having sex.

I have yet to tell my girlfriend the real reason I have peanut butter next to the bed. If she knew I was having a peanut butter salad every night she would be so jealous.

by never tried it for real January 16, 2011